Top Reasons To Date A Triathlete

Not too long ago, I came across a post on likealostghost.com regarding '10 Reasons to Date a Drummer.' So I thought I should Google on 'Reasons to date a Triathlete'. The list goes like this;

• Going long and hard is the name of the game
• We're oh-so smooth
• Worst case scenario we last 17 hours
• We like to get wet
• We also like to get sweaty
• We know when to make our move
• "Mechanical difficulties" are never much of an issue
• We are ALWAYS tweaking our position
• Spandex!
• We know how to ride
• We routinely get undressed in mere seconds
• We know how to finish strong
• We can perform under any condition
• We're up for a ride anywhere, anytime
• We never stop no matter how hard it is
• We're half naked
• We always put in a hard thrust at the very end
• We don't mind when things gets a lil rough

It sounds awfully wrong. =p